Brandon "Lil B" McCartney - The based god himself, although he has nothing to do with /s4s/.
Khan Noonien Singles - Closed the cup of chocolate milk that Top Top Lel continously got trapped in, has powers to always get singles.
thurston - One of the oldest namefags, presumed to be god.
Gippo Dudee - Owner of /s4s/, one of the oldest namefags. He will also remind them of this, so kindly fuck off.
Kekt - Created The Kekington Post and established the Commonwealth of /s4s/ and [a/jp].
名無し - Ruler of the [a/jp] province and sector, and the creator of Lupchan - /s4s/'s cool room-mate. Is demigod.
Kek - A demigod thread/user. The user incarnation was killed by lel while intoxicated.
scrubmaster - (Was)Gippo Dudee's biggest fan and a demigod. Creator of froge.
Uncle Drayton - Getter of gets and President of The Dubs Exchange, is known to go on a consecutive streaks of gets.
getman - Was made a god with his epic quads, he now reigns as the god of gets
Official Wrinkle Face™ creator - The creator of Wrinkle Face. Incredibly based. So based, in fact, the faggot that created this list forgot to put him on it.
Captain Kek - Prophecized the death of the first Kek thread by "the betrayal of one of the 12 Global Mods." Other prophecys have been recorded that have not yet been fulfilled.