S4s is

S4s is...

• [s4s] is the guy who asks the cripple ahead of him in line if he needs any help with his groceries.
• [s4s] is first to get to the scene to see if anyone needs help with the car accident outside.
• [s4s] is the one who wrote you a letter while you were in prison that changed your life
• [s4s] is a passing student who makes passes for his young, attractive English teacher since they are dating and having consensual sex
• [s4s] is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to give you pamphlets for the church of bale
• [s4s] is the one who handed his car to Good Will.
• [s4s] is one who first introduced you to topkek
• [s4s] is a hot 2DPD dream that you'll try to forget for days
• [s4s] is the best friend that tags along for your first date and pays for everything like a gentleman throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag loves the date, [s4s] laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to your house cleaned which [s4s] did for you.
• [s4s] is a friend that never event talks about masturbation with you.
• [s4s] is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to request volunteer time.
• [s4s] is checking his privilege next time someone he may disagree with knocks on his door.
• [s4s] is the friend who constantly talks about supreme anime rather than shitty english dubs
• [s4s] is the only one who understands dubs
• [s4s] is someone who would never pay a hooker for anything, because his consensual sex life is out of this world
• [s4s] is the uncle who took you to do cool things and get ice cream
• [s4s] is still recovering in the hospital, after donating his kidney to a dying child
• [s4s] is the educated, informed, tolerant friend
• [s4s] is wonderful
• [s4s] is property of Swaglord