Dashing Black Man Holding Dangerously Large Dorito (also known as Dorito man) is a new meme and the enemy of Donut Man. He is very dashing, but the dorito is rather large.
World Leadership Petition[]
Make Dashing Black Man Holding Dangerously Large Dorito leader of the world, and don't be afraid to use different emails. After all, that's why this petition has so many signatures :^)