A general timeline of [s4s].
2013
February 28 - On /q/, someone makes the first known mention of a "Shit 4chan Says" board in the SJW context.
March 12 - moot responds to a thread requesting a "/shit4chansays/" board, saying "SRS + S4S would be a match made in heaven! They could get married and have autistic babies who always yell and spit when they speak."
first post on [s4s]
Mod checks privileges and smashes patriarchy
March 31 - The board officially opens as an April Fools' Day joke at approximately 10:14 p.m. EDT, with the announcement "Unlike the other new boards, this is being added on a permanent basis. If it doesn't pan out or goes unused, you should probably check your privilege." The first post is a picture of Scooby, accompanied by the text "what". A privilege checking thread is stickied, followed by the 5555 GET soon after. Shortly after being opened, the joke kicks in, with the CSS changed to mime Reddit's layout, a modified version of SRS's header, and mock upvotes/downvotes. The board is filled with users from various boards (mainly /b/, /a/, and /pol/), and several important parts of [s4s] develop on the first day - dubs, lel, and privilege.
April 1 - A thread praising feminism with a picture of le nervous frog is stickied.
April 2 - The 100K GET occurs - a thread saying "Reddit is down" with a picture of the Reddit logo. Also, the 66666 GET occured earlier that day - a furry GET saying "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"
April 3 - The board theme is changed back to Yotsuba, and the name is changed to /s4s/ - Shitposters 4n Steroids. It is not on the main page however, and many complain about the change. The 120K GET happens, requesting a raid on /r/4chanmeta, and the subreddit is raided as a result. Also, the Constitution is made and the 111111 GET occurs, the content of which remains unknown to this day. Tripcodes are removed. Le donut man makes his first appearance, in a thread stating "dubs names this maymay".
April 4 - The Rules thread is created, where the first 100 posts with dubs become a rule. A thread posted by a mod containing Penn Jillette wishing fellow as[s4s]sins a good morning is stickied.
April 5 - IDs are temporarily implemented by moot, and the name and subject fields are removed. These features are withdrawn after a huge amount of complaints.
April 7 - /s4s/'s title is changed to "/s4s/ - Shitp4sterS" with the subtitle "A palindrome.".
April 10 - The board's name is changed back to /s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says.
222222 GET
April 19 - The 222222 GET occurs.
April~ - Natsume "creates" the [a/jp] group of posters. It all started when threads were being made on several boards, including /a/ and /jp/ asking to raid /s4s/ and take control of the new board. The 2 boards were competing against each other, and other boards, mainly /pol/ and /b/. Natsume, who came from /jp/ took part in the raids until an anon suggested that the raiders from /a/ and /jp/ combine to beat /pol/ and /b/. Natsume suggests the name [a/jp], and it starts being used, mainly by Natsume and 名無し, to where it is today.
May 1 - prime minister face starts the original kek thread.
May 2 - One of, if not the first, GETs to be stolen on another board by [s4s] - /ck/'s big 4444444 GET.
May 4 - mot posts this on /q/: "/s4s/ is pretty great in it's current form. It reminds me of /b/ from a few years back. No need to fuck with that"
May 5 - /tv/'s 33333333 GET is stolen, [s4s]'s first octs.
May 9 - [s4s] invades /po/'s catalog with Bateman. After a complaint is posted on /q/, moot replies "This is fucking excellent. What is wrong with you people?". Cocksucker 3.0 makes the famous vacation thread.
moot being epic
May 11 - Foolzashit begins archiving [s4s].
May 13 - swaglord makes two threads - in one thread, every post is in Comic Sans, and in the other, every post is in Impact.
May 16 - The "hey that's pretty cool. everybody told me though when i had a mustache i let it be too wide. Do you have a grooming guide for them" pasta is created and spammed on [s4s]. The big 190M GET on /v/ is stolen by {s4s}.
May 17 - The 300K GET occurs. A thread is created by swaglord, in which all posts are Papyrus.
333333 GET
May 21 - The 333333 GET occurs; it is a neckbeard spurdo post.
May 23 - Captain Kek releases his Topkek prophecy.
May 24 - 名無し creates Lupchan. The /ajp/ board is added the same day as a haven for [a/jp] posters.
May 26 - /co/'s 50 million GET is stolen.
June 2 - The original le sticky man thread is stickied.
June 7 - [s4s] is added to the front page. It starts being referred to as [s4s] around this same time.
June 9 - The first issue of the Tribune is released.
444444 GET
June 12 - A post simply stating "HERE SHE COMES" takes the 444444 GET.
June 17 - Le Donut Man leads the polls for King of [s4s], in a narrow lead over Top Lel.
June 21 - God-Emperor Leto founds the plug.dj/kek/ room. The room had already been created but the person who made it abandoned plug.dj, so God Emperor Leto took over the room for [s4s] to enjoy.
June 23 - Mari Makinami Illustrious™ takes the 500K GET, controversially claiming that she is "the only reason [s4s] has lasted as long as it has".
June 25 - The original kek thread 404s, after 6,539 replies.
June 26 - The "more kek" thread is made. A request for fortunes on [s4s] takes /q/'s 666666 GET, which are implemented 3 months later.
June 29 - A newfig from /b/ is banned for making a roll thread.
July - [s4s] raids /b/ with this copypasta:
Fucking lol'd
10/10 if troll
7/10 if copypasta
July 3 - Kekkats gets the 555555 GET for the Ananamoose/Scrubmaster campaign for the upcoming elections. Gippo Dudee reminds [s4s] of his ownership with dozens of threads created.
July 4 - The [s4s] Skype group is created, originally consisting of 4 namefigs: Kekkats, Miki, scrubmaster, and Hexictated.
July 7 - Notable namefig "Anonymous" wins the royal elections, with 363 votes. Moose/Scrub gets 164 votes, followed by Mari Makinami with 84, Gippo Dudee with 64, and le man with 30.
July 11 - Mari Makinami Illustrious™ gets another GET - the 600K GET, complaining about the current state of the board.
July 16 - kekofchristmaspast gets quints proclaiming Lil' Ayo as the guardian angel of [s4s]. Notable namefig fagget is banned, after using a bot that would reply to every single post ending in dubs, with a copypasta. The bot would check dubs just SECONDS after the post is posted. scrubmaster shows newfriends how to make OC. In addition, fagget also spammed le master trole ASCII pasta in every thread.
July 18 - The last issue of the Tribune is released, with J. Jonah Jameson claiming that he will be on a hiatus until October 12. He never comes back.
July 22 - The "more kek" thread 404s, with around the same number of posts as the original. Several more kek threads are made after by prime minister face, but they autosage at the bump limit (300 posts).
666666 GET
July 23 - The 666666 GET occurs; a reply to 666656 saying only "Me".
July 29 - A doge thread is stickied.
July 30 - An anon posts a thread with a picture of a B-52s album trying to get a post number ending in 52. Instead, his post number ends in 53, and someone replies to the thread with "so close! don't worry, it can happen to anybody!". The post gets dozens of "#REKT" replies.
July 31 - Another sticky man thread gets stickied with instructions for newfriends.
August 3 - Spain attacks [s4s], trying to claim every thread.
August 5 - Gamefig (later revealed to be Urist McDwarf) releases [s4s]: The Game.
August 6 - A thread is posted inviting [s4s] to a party on /sp/. Originally this was advertised heavily on /sp/, but mods began banning people, so after Captain Kek and Ananamoose pleaded with mods on /q/, the party was relocated to [s4s] with a sticky.
August 6-8 - The Frogening occurs. Kekkats creates over 70 froge threads, and every single thread has froge in it.
August 7 - Le wallclimbing thief steals /mu/'s 38888888 GET for the glory of [s4s].
August 9 - Urist McDwarf releases the first issue of the Dispatch.
August 11 - A le sticky man thread gets stickied. The reply record would occur in this thread.
August 12 - Ylilauta raids [s4s] with le thin hair chin man. Over 70 le thin hair chin man threads are made. Namefig ur mum spams [s4s] with "That's pretty offensive >:^(", posting it in nearly every thread. He is later banned, with a purple palm tree man saying that he is "bringing negative energy to the board". A new le sticky man sticky is made after many requests on /q/.
August 13 - The 777777 GET happens. A thread featuring a seven-headed giga nigga was posted, saying "Only 777777 can stop him." The GET occured in the same thread - a reply to the OP saying "HELLO."
August 15 - An anon posts "I will samefag reply to my post until 4chan dies" in a sticky. With the help of a few others, his post gets 4,563 replies (doubling the previous reply record from /mlp/'s 10M GET) before the thread eventually 404s and kills Foolzashit's archive of the thread. This anon would begin going by the name "eternal samefig" shortly after. A thread created by swaglord is changed into Comic Sans.
Mid-August - "le page 10 save rave" and "every thread deserves at least 1 reply" begins happening.
August 16 - LowTax gets the 800K GET, claiming that "all post numbers will be deleted in the upcoming months". swaglord makes a Comic Sans thread.
August 18 - A thread is made with a link to a post made by mot on /a/. The [s4s] thread is titled "GUYS MOOT IS BEING GAY QUICK". mot then posts in the thread as "mot ## Admin" saying "that moot guy is a faggot".
August 19 - A sticky man thread gets stickied, with the text "those who accept kek into their lives shall claim the donut man's fortune."
August 20 - /b/ infamously "raids" [s4s] with gore, not realizing that [s4s] is a funposting board and untrollable.
August 21 - New sticky: the music video of a rap about 4chan made by "rapper" Josef on Deck gets stickied and auto played.
August 25 - An Anonymous user (later revealed to be Urist McDwarf) begins spamming [s4s] with an image of a silhouette of an air-ship with the picture reading "SEPTEMBER 1/PREPARE TO MEME LIKE YOU'VE NEVER MEMED BEFORE". The spam continues until September 1st. The "Shit 4chan Slams" mixtape is released, consisting of a bunch of Space Jam theme remixes.
August 26 - The thread that would end up creating [s4s]'s OC albums is made, asking if [s4s] has any talented musicians.
August 27 - Official Wrinkle Face™ creator steals /fit/'s 22222222 GET.
August 28 -
Captain Kek comes back from the dead for the 13333333 GET on /x/. swaglord stickies a thread with a picture of some "fresh from the oven" Sticky Hands.
August 29 - 888888 GET. "le cool face for a get m8"
August 30 - Chii takes the 900K GET, predicting the coming of the 899999 GET. Dubking haunts [s4s] with spooky ghosts.
Late August - An anon floods [s4s] with cats.
September 1 - Exactly 17 seconds after midnight (EDT), Anonymous posts the meme [s4s] has been waiting for - blimp. The thread contains a link to an .rar file with over 400 more blimp images.
September 2 - Iran approves all images posted on [s4s].
moot :^)
September 3 - moot creates a sticky, asking if porn dumps should be allowed.
September 4 - moot says "You guys are my favorite. Thank you for all that you do." in the sticky concerning porn dumps.
September 6 - Cocksucker 3.0 goes on vacation yet again.
September 9 - A cate thread is temporarily stickied.
First fortune on [s4s]
September 10 - Following a thread on /q/, mot brings back #fortune by posting a thread with the fortune "Good news will come to you by mail", enabling them on [s4s]. [s4s] quickly exploded with #fortunes. #fortunes were previously used throughout /b/ in early 2007. Mot changes the name of the board to [s4s] - Shit 4chan Says. Although fortunes are originally displayed at the top of posts, they are shifted to the bottom later on. swaglord also makes another sticky showing newfriends how to use #fortune. Fortunes were originally checked by typing #fortune in the name field, but are now checked by putting "fortune" (without quotes) in the options field.
September 12 - swaglord creates the orange text< thread.
September 14 - scrubmaster makes The Great Fignewton Guide, which becomes a sticky. Le shit nigger steals the 40M GET on /mu/ for [s4s].
September 15 - /g/ steals the 1M GET. "That feel when /g/ gets the /s4s/ get." Namefig amig/o/ got 999999. Notable namefigs scrubmaster, Ananamoose, and mrkek are all banned for posting in a "trips decides what board we raid" thread by a newfig from /b/. Scrubmaster, Moose, and Kek directed the newfig back to >>>/b/. (It's nice to see croces oc being used :^] ) Epic!
September 17 - The original dent in bottle thread is created. Namefig keklord posts IRL topkek on [s4s] with a timestamp as proof.
September 19 - swaglord posts a series of threads on /b/ under his mod tripcode - showing /b/ our dent in bottle and cate and memes. Also, Foolzashit dies on this same day, taking tons of posts from May to September with it.
September 21 - Anonymous ## Moderator posts yet another epic thread to /b/ urging posters to cheer for doge, in reference to [s4s]'s sticky.
September 24 - [s4s] helps YouTube vlogger Colin McCooey, giving him over 70,000 views and 1,900 subscribers. Using his moderator capcode, swaglord posts a thread with a pic of Wrinkle Face to /b/ with the text "new meme".
September 27 - Kekkats takes over the Dispatch, after Urist McDwarf leaves.
September 28 - Captain Kek goes to Atlanta for the 4chan 10th Anniversary panel at the AWA and meets swaglord and mot. Captain Kek asks mot at the Q&A for a new meme, and le quick brown fox is created as a result. Captain asked mot to write something in his notebook for [s4s], and mot wrote "I love your paper! m♥t#fortune". The autograph is given to Kekkats for his work on the Dispatch.
Late September - Boypussy and Dubstep are both spammed on [s4s]. scrubmaster's guide also 404s, being replaced by a blank sticky with spooky unicode in the name and subject fields.
October 1 - Every thread on every board (including [s4s]) gets birthday hats over them to celebrate le 10th anniversary of 4chins.
October 3 - A thread with no image and no text gets stickied.
October 6 - [s4s] takes over 99.com temporarily.
October 8 - A thread is made showing newfigs a friendly guide to what post numbers are doubles and what post numbers are not. The thread is stickied for about 2 days.
October 9 - The first septs GET on [s4s] - 1111111, the infamous fig newton GET. The thread was stickied shortly after.
October 11 - The World Athletic Project archive begins archiving [s4s], along with all other boards that were archived by Foolzashit.
October 13 - The first [s4s] Film Festival is held.
October 14 - An anon spams "Original Poster (if OP posts as anon), or (if OP is a namefig) [OP] is a Funny Amazing Guy", (which, when abbreviated, spells out an unprivileged word) in every thread. A public ban is given to someone who makes a "Posts ending in 0 are facts" thread.
October 15 - A thread that autoplays a video of a bear playing with a tetherball is stickied.
October 18 - A thread autoplaying a video of a doge with music gets stickied.
October 19 - The admin of World Athletic Project is forced to delete the website by law enforcement due to massive amounts of illegal content on the /b/ archive.
October 21 - A thread by eternal samefig where he posts "I have the feeling that we are going to have a sticky soon :^)" and gets dubs is stickied.
October 25 - For Dubs or Money, the 2nd [s4s] album, is released and stickied. Also, Keksuki leaves [s4s].
October 31 - A very scary sticky for Halloween.
Late October/Early November - Urist McDwarf leaves [s4s].
November 1 - swaglord makes a thread where every image that is posted becomes topkek. For a brief instant, every image on the front page is topkek as well.
November 5 - 1222222 GET - Needs more towercat.
November 12 - The 1222222 GET is stickied.
Mid-November - The "kiwi vs. toucan" and political parties battles begin.
November 15 - John Hammond opens a thread, with hundreds of clones replying with "Hello John".
November 17 - First walruse thread created.
November 18 - 4plebs begins archiving [s4s].
November 20 - A Purple Palm Tree Man posts in a walruse thread - "I love walruse". Namefig Urist McDwarf commits suicide IRL - this is not revealed however, until September 26, 2014.
The Holy History of s4s
A narrated history of [s4s] was posted on November 20
November 22 - Several namefigs and anons, led by Kekkats, spam [s4s] with froge.
November 24 - Kekkats and another accomplice from Lupchan's /Shit [s4s] Says/ board spam [s4s] with reminders that say "[s4s] is property of [a/jp]". Kekkats and 6 other known bans are issued and put on the leaderboard as a result.
November 25 - In a string of unsuccessful kek threads, prime minister face makes yet another kek thread. Unlike the previous ones, the bump limit is finally lifted off of this one. The thread reached similar proportions to the first 2.
November 30 - The 1333333 GET occurs - a post saying "prepare to get prepared like you never prepared to get prepared before" in a thread about the GET featuring le trash man.
December 8 - After over 2 weeks without a sticky, a thread by eternal samefig where he posted le sticky santa and got quads is finally stickied.
December 19 - A mod posts [s4s]'s very own ghost cupcake meme to /b/, stating that is is a "new meme".
December 22 - the [s4s] proudly presents: "Greatest Gets" album is stickied.
December 27 - The 1444444 GET occurs - stolen by someone claiming to be from /b/. Not only did the person use the rude and unprivileged word "faggot", many suspected him of using a script, especially since the post was 2 seconds after #1444443 (even though this happens all the time without scripts).
2014
January 7 - plug.dj/kek/'s child porn star, posting as @TheReem, begins his infamous "Is this your fetish?" spam, posting it in every single thread made between the 7th until the 25th, when swaglord interferes.
January 8 - A moderator posts a pic of le new meme, goate.
trifork on /b/
January 10 - Mod posts a picture of a le "whate" Jamaican guy to [s4s]. In this ITT Captain Kek posts a new meme, trifork, which consists of three Unicode triangles stacked into a pyramid. The mod enjoyed this meme, and proceeded to post it on /b/.
January 13 - swaglord uses his modhacks to turn a thread (and all threads below it) into papyrus.
January 15 - A post by Getter Robo is stickied. "LETS BREAK THE REPLY RECORD"
January 20 - eternal samefig takes the 1555555 GET, very similar to his 1000000 and 1234567 GETs - "the feel when /g/ takes the /s4s/ get xDDD" with a picture of a master ruseman. The GET is quickly forgotten about.
Tyrone compliments s4s
Tyrone compliments esfores
January 22 - /a/ friend's post is stickied with a link to a YouTube video of Tyrone complimenting [s4s].
January 25 - @TheReem is publicly banned by swaglord, aka le purple palm tree men. Just minutes after his ban, Valerie started the "I think I watched a documentary on this." spam, similar to the "Is this your fetish?" spam, was posted in every thread made between the 25th and the 29th. It only lasted only 4 days before stopping. Several copycat pastas were spammed throughout the following days, including "I can't wait to post this on my wall!", "i got dubs once", "Make sure to stretch before bed", "Same here, then I got in and pipes stopped spawning" and "I heard the song "South of Market" by Joyce Cooling..."
January 27 - An emotional video of world-renowned musician Mark Gormley is stickied. This is the first moment in [s4s] history in which three posts are stickied at once.
February 4 - A video of an African American gentleman listening to a #rude Wikipedia article being read out is embedded in a post by swaglord. An as[s4s]sin bumps every thread below it to make the thread 404.
February 10 - Mods posted flowre to /bee/.
February 14 - /k/'s 20000000 GET is stolen by Back to the Roots, pointing out that birds are important.
February 16 - The 1666666 GET occurs, a new thread with the text "Epic" and a picture from the music video of Faith No More's "Epic" of the band's lead singer, Mike Patton. @TheReem returns and begins spamming "Was it worth it?"
February 18 - Getter Robo's reply record sticky is unstickied, and a blank le sticky man sticky takes its place. However, when the thread reaches Page 11, very strange things start happening - the thread temporarily stays at the bottom of Page 11, and then more and more threads started getting added to Page 11, and eventually more pages were created. All threads that were created after could be viewed in the catalog, but could only be posted in via quick reply, as accessing them directly gives you a 404 error. Several reports of 504 bad gateway errors when making threads as well. It ended after 28 pages had been created. Most threads on [s4s] at the time are deleted, including the kek thread and Getter Robo's reply record. It had 11,916 direct replies and 13,519 total replies. In addition, swaglord makes a thread where all posts are in Times New Roman.
March 3 - child porn star/@TheReem/Valerie returns yet again, this time posting as Aya and spamming "Why do you hate me?"
Jordan Stole The Precious Slam
LE SLAM JAM
March 7 - A video ("Jordan Stole The Precious Slam") is embedded by a mod to auto play and auto repeat.
March 9 - An ad claiming [s4s] is property of [a/jp] goes up on [s4s] prompting a group effort to put up a counter ad against [a/jp].
March 10 - The counter ad against [a/jp] is revealed to have been rejected by mot, leading many posters to believe [a/jp] really does own the board. Later the same day the 1755555 GET occurs claiming "if 5x5 then this board is owned by anon not tripfags or a/jp or mods". Confusion to who owns the board has returned to an all time high.
March 16 - Post number 1777777 occurs, a picture of Richard Stallman. "remember"
The punishment for faggotry on esfores
March 17 - A post containing an oriental man feasting upon a donut is stickied. A rude poster telling eternal samefig to kill himself is banned in the ITT.
March 20 - Bruce Wayne steals /co/'s 60000000 GET and is banned.
March 21 - The Asian donut man sticky is unstickied, and the 1777777 GET is stickied instead.
March 23 - swaglord posts an ITT of Dashing Black Man Holding Dangerously Large Dorito. All posts in the thread (and all threads below it) are turned into Comic Sanse after two unsuccessful attempts.
March 27 - Exactly seven months since the last stolen octs, an Anon steals /r9k/'s 11111111 GET with the post "haha time for [s4s]".
March 28 - A mod posts a pic containing a compilation of memes from an /s4s/ thread on /b/.
One brave moderator's funposting guide
March 31 - The 1844444 GET is stickied, a topkek thread wishing [s4s] a happy birthday.
April 1 - [s4s]'s first birthday! :^) J. Jonah Jameson of the s4s tribune returns, posting several detailed & epic articles concerning recent(ish) events, including an interview with mot. His thread is stickied, along with a mod post IRONICALLY claiming [s4s] is going to be shut down. Queen Kimmy visits /s4s/ to wish us a happy birthday. The "Happy Birthday!" Le Ruse Bird reveals the big surprise he's been reminding us about since February. The third OC album, "Return of Our S4viorS" is released to the public.
April 2 - Mods ban a newfroge for making a roll thread.
April 3 - An ass thread created by le shit nigger is stickied. It is met with negative responses.
April 4 -
Assageddon
In honor of the new ass sticky, several users band together to 'educate' [s4s] by making hundreds of threads featuring "ass" in several different languages. swaglord embeds a thread with the music "Spinal Meningitis".
April 7 - swaglord posts "le about to sit down man" on /b/ with his moderator capcode, and later makes a post about it on [s4s]. Unicode anon / the that it / nice.gif guy successfully transforms the entire American Psycho movie into 51 two minute WebM files and posts the entire movie in his thread. The WebM file featuring the Huey Lewis scene gets dubs.
April 9 - A thread saying "Mods are asleep. Post Le About To Sit Man." replaces the Tribune sticky. The 1888888 GET occurs, it is a modified picture of Bateman with no text.
April 10 - The 1888888 GET is stickied.
April 11 - Unicode anon converts the film "V for Vendetta" into 64 two minute WebM files and posts them on /s4s/.
April 15 - Unicode anon converts the film "The Princess Bride" into 49 two minute WebM files and posts them on /s4s/.
April 18 - The return of le sticky man. Unicode anon converts the film "Freaks" into 33 two minute WebM files and posts it on /s4s/.
April 25 - A thread starring le sad frog is stickied.
April 27 - A moderator posts frightened ice cream wearing a fedora on /b/.
April 28 - A guide for fignewtons is stickied. [s4s] is flooded with "oh cool how epic kid", with the first thread being posted at 12:43.
April 29 - The fignewton guide sticky is replaced by a kek thread. 14 other threads are stickied, with 15 stickies (or a whole page) in total. This was in response to a post complaining about stickies losing their novelty. (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15).
April 30 - The 14 posts are unstickied and a test post is stickied. Later that day, mot himself posts "gold :^)" in response to someone who posted the ">he does it for free" pasta in an anti-janitor thread.
oh cool how epic kid
May 1 - "oh cool how epic kid" is introduced to /b/ by a mod.
May 6 - The 2M GET happens after lots of tension. A new meme, "le italiano man" gets both the 1999999 and 2000000 GETs (2000000 was a new thread saying "italiano" with a picture of italiano, and 1999999 was a post saying "kk rms" in another italiano thread). An anime poster gets #1999998, and a pony poster gets #2000001. Also, two threads are stickied - one with a GIF of kids dancing with the word "FUNPOSTING", and another with a picture of a business man with the text "memes", which got trips.
May 12 - The stickies are replaced by a walruse thread and a CAW CAW CAW thread.
May 15 - A thread introducing le flufe meme is stickied.
May 16 - Another thread is stickied - this time with a meme named "pistache".
May 23 - Both stickies are replaced by a bananan sticky.
June 5 - The 2111111 GET occurs, and is taken by le shit nigger saying "good double" while replying to another post with dubs. It is met with controversial replies because the four posts that were closest to the GET were all anime. (1)(2)(3)(4)
June 10 - Two threads replace the "bananan" sticky. The first reads "verdananan", and changes all text below it into the font Verdana. The other thread features the latest 'n' greatest "badio" meme, and reads "a badio new sticky".
June 17 - A newfig is publicly banned for posting well done steak with "kekchup".
June 18 - In a similar fashion to the original maymay thread, The Ruseman is publicly warned for posting medium rare steak with peppercorn sauce.
June 23 - "le pec man" meme is stickied.
June 25 - A gentoo thread is stickied.
June 27 - A Homestuck general is transformed into papyruse by swaglord several posts in. The thread is stickied shortly after, and is met with controversial replies. The thread was opened because Homestuck generals were recently banned from /co/. The thread A moderator posts "ayy lmao" on /b/ in reference to [s4s] being recently flooded with the meme.
June 30 - swaglord embeds this music in a "dick" thread with a picture of Noam Chomsky attached. In this ITT, swaglord receives the elusive fortune "Your fortune: You gon' get some dick".
July 1 - swaglord makes a funpost with brightly colored text and large font size in thread No. 49625184 on /sp/.
July 2 - Post number 2222222 happens. A "belaruse" thread is stickied. Later that day, a mod post is also stickied.
WE ARE THE BURGER
July 4 - The Belaruse thread is unstickied. swaglord creates an /s4s/ thread, wishing us all a happy "froth" of July. It contains an embedded GIF of Olly in front of an American flag. The song "United States of Whatever" is embedded too. A duplicate thread is posted on /b/ and later stickied. It has the text "WE ARE THE BURGER" colored red, white, and blue. Later on, the thread had waving American flag GIFs added to the background at the top of the page.
July 5 - Two threads replace the stickies - the first warning users of [s4s]'s high irony levels, the other introducing a new meme (get killing).
The Tribune's death
July 7 - The Tribune is shut down by J. Jonah Jameson (again) for reasons unknown. A [s4s]quatch takes /a/'s 110000000 GET.
July 9 - A moderator posts le flufe on /b/. The 55555556 GET occurs in the ITT. An Argentina vs. Netherlands thread is stickied because mods on /sp/ hate funposting.
July 10 - "spot the eggplant" is stickied.
July 11 - Two new threads are stickied. The first is Kekkats announcing his retirement, the second is the 2255555 GET, which contains the new meme "mac".
July 13 - /vp/'s 20000000 GET is taken by an [s4s] user.
July 14 - THE STICKIES ARE REPLACED AGAIN. "shamp" and "doot doot".
July 15 - The doot doot sticky is replaced by a thread explaining "THE MODAL ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT FOR THE NECESSARY EXISTENCE OF LE ABOUT TO SIT MAN". Le spiderman faec threads are spammed all over s4s with a pictures of J. Jonah Jameson. swaglord makes another "papyruse" thread, and post the new meme >(° )3 to /b/ after calling it a good meme in an /s4s/ thread.
July 16 - The 2277777 GET occurs, introducing a new meme ( ><> le fish ><> ). A moderator posts the meme on /b/ an hour later. Birds are officially declared important in a moderator post.
July 18 - The 2288888 GET brings Suck Zone out of obscurity for a short while. A failed combo threadis stickied.
July 21 - The 2300000 GET is stickied, along with a Bane thread containing the 2299999 GET.
July 25 - Relatively new namefig Tsuua ragequits s4s after rudeposters swarm his personal blog thread. The board gets flooded with meta rants.
July 28 - The 2333333 GET occurs, and is met with negative replies due to the fact that the only content was "get".
July 29 - A "check them" thread and a zugzug thread are stickied. "Check them" is unstickied later that day.
The sticky that started it all
July 30 - The zugzug thread is unstickied and is replaced with a CAW CAW CAW thread as well as a Bird Appreciation thread. /r9k/'s users flood [s4s] after moot posts a locked sticky on /r9k/ claiming that the robot is dead. This leads /r9k/'s users into believing that "the robot" refers to /r9k/ itself ("the robot" is the unoriginality-filter that /r9k/ uses which moot disabled that day) and that /r9k/ is going to get deleted. moot then cleared things up and /r9k/'s users returned home. A party thread is posted as well as invitation threads on multiple boards. Users claiming to be from [s4s] flood /r9k/ with le pelican, "ayy lmao", and other spam, possibly in protest of the removal of the filter.
August 1 - Le sticky boogaloo when the two stickies are replaced by a thread asking how people cope without a sticky.
August 4 - A doge thread is stickied.
August 5 - swaglord's fignewton guide is stickied.
August 7 - Three threads are stickied; a thread showing how to check your fortune, an "awoo" thread, and a thread requesting music for /s4s/'s fourth OC album.
August 11 - The sticky requesting music for "Songs to pork it to" is replaced by a new thread. Two other threads are stickied later on; the first a "mods pls sticky" thread, and the second an [s4s] flowchart.
August 12 - Following the creation of the options field, fortunes are now checked by typing "fortune" (without quotes) in "Options" rather than putting "#fortune" in the name field.
August 13 - A flowre thread is stickied.
August 14 - A "sleeping pizza" thread is stickied. The Foolz Archive is taken over by Woxxy and renamed archive.moe, and their archive of [s4s] (which was previously only available in beta) is made publicly visible.
August 15 - A cat squid thread is stickied, followed by a "Dalayy lmao" thread.
August 16 - A thread with an "Everything happens so much" GIF is stickied.
August 18 - Moderator swaglord takes the 2444444 GET with "BAVI", and stickies it moments later.
August 20 - Professor Bateman has a post stickied explaining the mathematics behind dubs.
August 25 - Le tricky hook maymay is stickied.
August 26 - Luptron steals /v/'s 260000000 GET.
/b/'s 565000000 GET
August 27 - /s4s/ is raided with anti-anime posts at the request of /b/'s 565 mil GET. The moderator swaglord stickies a thread claiming that animes are cool in response. Also, Kekkats is fat.
September 2 - Mods sticky a le funny banana thread.
September 4 - A moderator stickies 17 threads, which extend all the way to page 2 and leaves [s4s] with 12 pages. (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17). The le funny banana thread remains stickied, which brings the sticky total to 18. This beat [s4s]'s previous sticky record of 15, which was achieved on April 29, 2014.
September 5 - All threads are unstickied except for the "heh" thread and science magazine thread. Two additional threads are stickied; one a screaming thread, the other a "why the fuck does a restaurant" thread.
September 8 - Mods sticky a "yee" thread. Another thread containing a drawn representation of a sticky is stickied several hours later.
September 9 - [s4s]'s fourth album, Songs to pork it to, premiers on plug.dj/kek. A thread anticipating the event is posted on [s4s] and stickied.
September 13 - The 2555555 GET occurs.
September 15 - A le donut man thread is stickied.
September 17 - Sheldon's Comedy Night is stickied.
September 18 - New meme: botle is stickied. Two other threads ("How to Eat Dogefruit" and "How to Sticky a "How to Eat Dogefruit" Thread") are also stickied.
September 19 - /o/'s 11111111 GET is stolen with the Kekfats meme. "Remember the Ayylamo" is stickied.
September 22 - A Smug Wojak thread is stickied.
September 23 - A thread with an embedded "Yee" remix is stickied.
September 24 - Two board rating threads (1) (2) are stickied, along with a post linking to https://www.4chan.org/.
September 25 - swaglord opens a portal to /b/.
September 26 - A thread in which Kekkats announces that namefig Urist McDwarf an hero'd on November 20, 2013 is stickied, along with two other threads (a /g/ GET thread which contained the 2600000 GET, and a wolfemelon thread).
October 3 - swaglord creates a thread in which all text is turned into webdings, and a "Sherk" thread is stickied.
October 6 - Mods sticky a sticky request thread.
October 8 - "le humping cucumber" is stickied.
October 9 - The 2644444 GET is stickied.
October 13 - A new dog meme ("beage") thread and a dank meme swaglord post are stickied.
October 16 - Kekfats takes the 2666666 GET with "This is nice board" in a thread that got quints. Two threads, TOP TOP (which is on the top of the first page) and le out-looking man, are stickied.
October 19 - A "Le pregnant memestick" template is stickied.
October 23 - An "ass" thread is stickied.
October 29 - A fef thread is stickied. So is a thread predicting its own dank trips introducing a new text meme, "pepp".
November 3 - /s4s/'s first EP, The Spooky EP, is released.
November 4 - A thread announcing the new album is stickied. Two threads announcing new variations of lel, "yey" and "wiw", are stickied too.
November 5 - A thread announcing that New York has better memes than Canada is stickied.
November 14 - A thread asking how you vocalize "This is nice board" with a vocaroo recording is stickied, so is a thread announcing "this is comfy board", and a thread introducing a new meme face 눈 ͜ಎ눈.
November 17 - A kek thread is stickied.
November 18 - A top snek thread is stickied.
November 21 - The 2777777 GET occurs, and is a reminder that Gippo Dudee is the king of [s4s].
November 23 - A /q/ general is posted, and becomes a regular thing that people post in.
November 28 - Anon tells everybody they are taking their coffee without cream or sugar for a week for the 114th time, and has their thread stickied.
Goodnight, sweat prince
November 29 - The 81st and final issue of the Lel Times is published.
November 30 - The final issue of the Lel Times is stickied.
December 2 - Anon tells everybody they are taking their cream and sugar without coffee for a week, and has their thread stickied.
le chen face
December 4 - A thread containing a pic of le meme gmone is stickied. For some time, there is an image below [s4s]'s thread box, depicting the honking 2hu character, and a honk version of the Neon Genesis Evangelion theme music (entitled "a cruel angel's honk", there are no capitalizations in the name) is played. After that, the image and music are removed, and instead another image is inserted below [s4s]'s thread box, saying "DON'T HONK|$350 PENALTY".
The Day /pol/ invaded
December 7 - /pol/ is given numerous improvements, such as word filters, trigger warnings, high levels of shitposting, and all posts being dubs. swaglord opens a thread on /s4s/ to raise awareness of these improvements, in which he uses mystery surprise boxes and opens a portal to /pol/. In the ITT, Anon asks for swaglord to sticky the dank "wew lad" meme on /pol/, and he complies. /pol/ is not pleased with these improvements, however, and invades [s4s] to claim it as their new home. A thread is stickied in response, saying "POST ALL OF YOUR DANK MEMES TO DRIVE OUT THE /POL/ UNFUNPOSTERS".
December 8-9 - /pol/ continues to invade [s4s], and the post rate increases greatly. 13 threads are stickied to drive away /pol/; (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13). This brings the sticky total to 15, which takes up the entirety of [s4s]'s first page. Another thread containing a repost of the fignewton guide is also stickied, but is deleted shortly after.
December 10 - swaglord stickies [a papyruse thread that turns all text below it into Comic Sans. A meme test is also stickied.
December 13 - Spoiler images and spoiler text are implemented on [s4s]. An extreme new meme of a Pikachu with a missed up face is stickied, along with a modpost introducing surprise text (spoilers), and a thread for creating new surprise box images.
SURPRISE
December 15 - Six of the spoiler images posted in swaglord's thread replace the default spoiler image. These include a surprise box with the text "YOUD BE SURPRISE" (later corrected to "YOUD BE SUPRISE"), the original surprise box, bury pink girl, Bateman, spurdo, and topkek.
December 16 - The 2888888 GET occurs, and is one poster saying hi to another.
December 18 - mot checks swaglord's dubs, making his first appearance on [s4s] in several months. A thread introducing "ebin the carpet" meme and a Flowre thread are stickied.
December 29 - Two threads, Time for lime and le holy hoho, are stickied. A couple of anons and Yuji Sakai force a new meme called "lemon line" by spamming threads that at one point take up about a fifth of the catalog and the majority of the front page. The last "lemon line" thread remains until January 1, 2015.
2015
January 4 - Two threads, sleeping pizza and a Get Killing thread, are stickied.
January 5 - A thread with a picture of Captain Picard drinking tea is stickied.
January 7 - A thread in which the OP asks to have their post stickied if they get dubs is stickied because they got dubs. The thread remains stickied only for a short time. A Lemon Line thread is also stickied, and swaglord opens a portal there which leads to a Lemon Line thread on /b/. The first post of the /b/ thread has the Lemon Line character art written in yellow text and is presumably made by swaglord as well. He also possibly makes another post in the thread where Lemon Line is said to be the most epic meme of 2015. This post is special because it is written using a big font size. swaglord also starts a BAVI thread which has the song "Little Birds" by "We Are Wolves" embedded. Around this time the description of the board changes from "elimination of privilege" to "posting dank memes :^)".
January 8 - User Rules of [s4s] are stickied. The "sleeping pizza" thread is unstickied later that day. An update to GPTA also occurs. /pol/ returns to normal - wordfilters, trigger warnings, shitpost stickies, and fake dubs are removed, and the "Welcome to /pol/" sticky is reinstated. However, geolocation flags and board-wide IDs remain. The few remaining /pol/ posters leave.
January 9 - A thread with an embedded video about dank memes is stickied. A new Lemon Line thread is created on /b/. It has the same yellow ASCII art from the previous one as well as big Comic Sanse text which reads, "FRESH SQUEEZED MEME'S HERE GET YOU'RE ARE FRESH SQUEEZED MEME"S!!!!!! :^)". Someone posts an ASCII version of a dogefruit as well as the original image in the thread, which makes someone else create a /b/ thread about dogefruit (dubbed there as lime shibe).
January 12 - The Lemon Line thread is unstickied. Another Lemon Line thread is created on /b/ with the same yellow ASCII art as in the previous ones. There is also a big Comic Sanse text which reads, "FRESH SQUEEZED MEME'S HERE!!!!! GET YOU'RE ARE FRESH SQUEEZED MEM'ES HERE!!!". About fifty minutes later, a post with an embedded Lemon Line image is made in the thread, probably by swaglord or another mod.
January 13 - The thread with the "dank memes" video is unstickied, leaving User Rules of [s4s] the only sticky until a "recycl ebin" thread is stickied later that day. swaglord creates a thread in which the opening post has a center-aligned ASCII version of the "yee" meme as well as an embedded video (also center-aligned), "Boulevard of Broken Yee - GrYeen DaYee". He also starts a thread in which he checks his own dubs. The post includes a text "CHECK 'EM :^)" which is written in big Comic Sanse. The thread is stickied.
January 15 - The User Rules of [s4s] and "recycl ebin" threads are unstickied, and a "resting pizza" thread is stickied instead.
January 18 - All stickies (resting pizza and swaglord's dubs) are unstickied.
January 19 - A Coconut Crab thread by namefig I'm a Cat is stickied.
January 20 - The number of pages is reduced from ten to nine but returns back after maintenance.
RIP 4chan
January 21 - The founder mot ## Admin retires from 4chan, but not before making one final post on esfores. RIP IN PEACE :_:
January 22 - The Coconut Crab thread is unstickied, leaving [s4s] with no sticky. Later, a video about mot's retirement is embedded below the thread box and played on repeat. The video is named "RIP 4chan" and uploaded by HappyHappyCultist AKA Le Ruse Bird. On the same day, 3bard and Orkek release the long-awaited 5th OC albume, le ebin lel lels xdd on plug.dj/kek. The album party was dedicated to both mot and the late Urist McDwarf. All [s4s] albums/EPs can be found here.
January 21-23 - LoLo plans the creation of a going away card for mot. A continuation thread is stickied on the 23rd.
January 23 - The livestream of moot's final Q&A (hosted on 4chan's YouTube channel) is embedded below the announcement of moot's retirement. This happens for all boards, including [s4s]. The Q&A lasts for 8 hours, and remains embedded and replayable. A board named "/qa/ - Questions and Answers" is created to ask moot questions for the livestream, and many [s4s] users flock there to funpost. Evidence is provided by swaglord that supports the importance of birds, and he stickies his thread. The thread is unstickied later on the same day. After some time, a moat appreciation thread is stickied.
January 24 - A "saying bye and not leaving" thread is stickied, but the moat appreciation thread stays on top. All stickies are unstickied later.
January 25 - The 3000000 get occurs which goes to an epic new meme face, ":]]". The thread it occurred in is stickied.
January 26 - swaglord creates an imageless sticky which has the new meme :]] face in size 8 font. "Moot in Memoriam" picture by Mac is published in the news section of 4chan.
January 27 - A "Meme Master Defenders Thread" in which people choose their meme character is stickied.
January 28 - swaglord's :]] and the 3000000 threads are unstickied. A "new meme" thread by swaglord is stickied. in "ask the twitter bird" thread OP got the (USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST) due to the roll threads.
January 29 - All stickies are unstickied, except swaglord's new meme which remains sticky for a few hours. The board is without any stickies after that.
January 30 - After a period without a sticky, a Bane thread which tries to hit the post limit is stickied. A few hours later, a thread where a new newspaper, named The Aged Fig, is introduced is also stickied.
February 2 - All stickies are unstickied. swaglord embeds a slow motion WebM of him juggling. It contains audio, which is not yet available for users to post on [s4s]. A thread with a picture of Michael from Vsauce and "cereal is soup >:D" (in reference to this video) is stickied. a new meme called "le angle man" is stickied.
February 3 - swaglord stickies and embeds Benin's national anthem in an /int/ thread dedicated to drawing from memory the greatest Finnish contribution to the global community, Spurdo.
February 4 - Chaika gets the 3033333 GET saying "chaik 'em", the thread is stickied. swaglord gets trips and stickies his thread. Kekfats reopens the Dispatch after nearly 10 months on hiatus.
dankmaymays.com on February 8, 2015
February 5 - A thread in which Anons post memetic variations of a Paul Blart: Mall Cop poster is stickied. Namefig korchak registers dankmaysmays.com, and takes suggestions from Anons on what to add to the site. Features include "The Swamp" (a message board), funny memes, a link to Myspace, and pages with annoying embedded music.
February 6 - Three OPs expressing their disdain for stickies have their threads stickied (1) (2) (3). An OC meme, "le happy hat"what shows a template of Pharrell Williams hat, is also stickied, along with the dankmaymays.com suggestion thread. The sticky-thread count is now 6.
February 7 - A thread in which the OP asks /pol/ redpill them about furbies is stickied. There are now seven stickies on [s4s].
February 8 - The stickies about stickies are unstickied, and so are the furby thread and le happy hat. A cowe thread is stickied.
February 9 - All stickies except cowe are unstickied. Korchak is asked about the future of dankmaymays.com, and they reply by announcing their plan to open a suggestion box on the site itself and maybe start another thread on [s4s] when new memes are created.
February 12 - The cowe thread is unstickied, and a cross-board post-peeking thread is stickied.
February 13 - The cross-board post-peeking thread is unstickied. Two new stickies are added. The first one encourages users to make Valentines using our memes, and the second one gives tips on how to take purple-coloured poops.
February 14 - The Valentines thread is unstickied (but is restickied after some time?). The purple poo thread is still stickied.
February 15 - [s4s], along with every other board except /b/, is mysteriously down...
February 17 - All stickies are unstickied. After a few hours, a vocaroo thread about "a meme so supreme you let out a scream" and a Brendan Frasier template dump thread are stickied.
February 19 - The two stickies from February 17 are unstickied, and a "Today will be a good day" thread is stickied.
February 20 - A Steven Pinker "ass"An Albert Einstein "mass" thread is stickied. A few hours later, a thread in which the opening picture has a devilish-looking Patrick Bateman and in which the OP gets the 6666 quads is stickied.
February 22 - All stickied threads are unstickied.
February 23 - A thread in which the OP says they will keep making and samefigging their thread every day until mods stick it is stickied for some time. The thread was made on February 17. After it is unstickied, [s4s] is again without a sticky.
February 24 - Two threads, dips fedora and a parody of the "anime was a mistake" Hayao Miyazaki with moot, are stickied.
February 25 - A Smug Zone / #justwojakthings thread is stickied. An ASCII Thread is stickied. After several hours, the "dips fedora" thread is unstickied and le tricky bar is stickied instead.